transcript of image pt. 1
It's not easy being the best. There's always some young gun, some snot-nosed johnson, sneaking up on you, thinking he can whip your hide. He dreams about beating you; he dreams about being you. Little does he know how many pipsqueaks like him you've got to eat for breakfast every single, solitary day. It can get, at the very least, a little trying.
@maples i think i used it back in the day
@maples psh, as if. the real test of love and friendship is playing Mario Kart with them and seeing if they laugh off a blueshell right at the finish line.
@maples ...i'd have said mario party but no, no friendships or loves last a round of mario party ._.; mario party is not a game, it is a war proclamation.
@maples this reads like "beebocom"
@maples I remember when that was a flash minigame site. D:
@maples oh lord
a private instance for maple bloom.