transcript of image pt. 1
It's not easy being the best. There's always some young gun, some snot-nosed johnson, sneaking up on you, thinking he can whip your hide. He dreams about beating you; he dreams about being you. Little does he know how many pipsqueaks like him you've got to eat for breakfast every single, solitary day. It can get, at the very least, a little trying.
transcript of image pt. 2
We've got just the things to get you back in the saddle. Our maverick peripherals help you find and keep your winning edge, while broadening your gameplay experience. Play with more control and finesse, take on lots of opponents at once, save games whenever you want. Just snap one on, get out your favorite game and it's happy trails, pardner.
oh wow, this takes me back
@maples this reads like "beebocom"
@maples I remember when that was a flash minigame site. D:
a private instance for maple bloom.