concept: a dragon with a hoard of girl scout cookies
punchline A for this concept - the dragon is the leader of the local troop. look at all the badges her darling scouts have collected! they all went camping this summer, would you like to see all the slides??
punchline B for this concept - the dragon used to have a hoard of gold but then there were some kids asking at their door if they wanted some cookies and before they even realized what was happening, they had 5000 boxes of thin mints
wait this one might be better https://www.redbubble.com/people/halla16/works/27456665-bill-gates?p=long-t-shirt&ref=available_products_swiper
redbubble has a 20% off thing for creators and I cannot believe i am considering using it for this shirt https://www.redbubble.com/people/cool-crap/works/17565018-the-shitpost-factory?p=t-shirt&style=longsleeve