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Hello, i am Jay-Z, and i'm addicted to buying unbelievably expensive custom helicopters (yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the helicopter dealership and told them "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more helicopters"
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Ray-Z, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 helicopters covered in diamonds"

typo in image desc: "white which fades into purple", not "white which fades internet purple"

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caps, birdsite link 

vague subtoot, flirty 

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vague subtoot, flirty 

pinned contact post because Eh
mastodon: yr looking at it
priv masto: @mappy request if friends, not all requests accpeted. dont take it personally its just me tryin to be comfyé
twitter: twitter.com/mplblm
discord: Maple#1998
telegram and wire: lighttrax
xmpp: maple@sleeping.town [i don't use this a lot]
info + blog: maplebloom.co.uk

if you want to talk to me somewhere else, lemme know

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