i am about to announce something on the world's smallest microphone

i open my copy of Xploder 5.0 for Playstation 2 and slam it into the white house computer cd tray. "time to hack my way, into presidency

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publish journal
record sights
await further contact

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why is the body only 80% water? why not go all the way and make it 100% water

i think they should rename the amen break to the awomen break

the moon is on a crash course towards my fucking house

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maple's precious little life

a private instance for maple bloom.