the moon is on a crash course towards my fucking house

the letter "a" doesnt exist. they're all actually letter o's in disguise

it's not a bird, it's not a plane, it must be dave

Uninstalling Windows...

All windows from your house have now been removed. Enjoy the darkness!

look out! that comet is going to hit you directly in the face

*gently whispering to a rabbit* why are you not eating this grass

existential crisis moment: am i actually a calculator

what's on my mind, they always ask me. clearly, none of them have heard of skulls

a message to please do a version of your steam bundle without daikatana for all the non daikatana fans out there. thanj you

as seen performing hit single “santa claus slept with the country of antartica”

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maple's precious little life

a private instance for maple bloom.